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12 January Dalhousie University Nursing Survey: Violence and Our HealthDalhousie University Nursing Survey: Violence and our Health Hello. My name is Joel and I am a 4th year Nursing Student at Dalhousie University. I am currently doing research for a presentation on Violence and how it can impact our health. Following this link will bring you to a survey I created in hopes that you and others will be able to contribute to my/our current understanding of violence. It will take approx. 5 minutes or less to complete. No personal information is required and no questions will indicate who you are. After you have completed the survey please send it to your friends so that it will hopefully increase the amount of data I/we can use to share and educate fellow nurses and ultimately our community(s).
Thank you very much. Your participation is greatly appreciated. 29 October Tourette's GuyIt is not like anyone would be able to forget these memorable lines. Here are a few quotes from the Tourette's Guy (BLUE TEXT: Tourette's Guy; YELLOW TEXT: other).
Tourette’s Guy Quotes
“Alright, who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys?”
“I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song…Not the Sting piece of SHIT! FUCK!!!!!”
“FUCK SALT”
“DON’T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!”
“WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK!” <ex wife: “I don’t have a dick you prick!”> “Shirlena? Ahh, SHIT!”
“Yes, about 10 minutes ago a guy tried to break into my truck <”Can you describe what he looked like?”> “Yes, he’s a long legged, pissed off Puerto Rican”.
<“Danny, what do you want for breakfast?”> “Bacon & eggs dear” <”What?”> “OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!!!”
“I have to live in the Hell Hole! All you ever do is stay at home and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time!”
<”I’ll kick you in the BALLS!”> “BITCH, I LOVE YOU!”
“I want 2 cheese burgers. I want pickles and ketchup on ‘em, and don’t load it up with a bunch of BULL SHIT!” “I want a biggie fries and give me some SHIT TO DRINK!”
“Yes! I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with Tartar Control and it made me feel like a PIECE OF SHIT!”
“FUCK THE PHONE!”
“I had to turn all my clocks back an hour. By the time I got to the last clock my ass had turned to Jell-O”.
“What’s all the damn noise? <”It’s the garbage disposal”.> “It sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit!” <”No it dosen’t”.> “Yes it does!” <No it dosen’t!!”> “Yes it does!!!” <”Shut up!”> “Ahh, Fuck you! You’re grounded!” <”What for?”> “Because you don’t think the garbage disposal sounds lie Chewbacca taking a shit. That’s why. Now go to your room”. <”Shit”> “What did I tell you about saying that?”
“DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT ‘TOTAL’!”
<”I heard she was a lesbian”> “That just means she likes what I like”. 22 October You are Listening to: Earshot - SomeoneThis track may just very well be my 'Song of the year'. It is featured on Earshot's album 'Two'. One may notice the vocal similarities to Tool's frontman Maynard (click title).
And if you could make up For every single time you lied I'd probably whisper this Hello, Goodbye And so it begins again Harder each and every time I start to reminisce I never seem to ever find Someone I can trust Someone I believe Someone who will never try To bring me to my knees Someday I will find again Someone just like me Someone who will take the time In understanding me And if I could make uo For every single tear you cried I'd probably never miss Your hand in mine I never could understand Mistakes I repeat again I've been through this so many times I never seem to ever find Someone I can trust Someone I believe Someone who will never try To bring me to my knees Someday I will find again Someone just like me Someone who will take the time In understanding me I've stopped searching To take my time and completely clear my head I believe it was meant to be And I feel it's time to go And if you could make up For every single time you lied I'd probably whisper this I never seem to ever find Someone I can trust Someone I believe Someone who will never try To bring me to my knees Someday I will find again Someone just like me Someone who will take the time In understanding me And never leave And never scream Someone who believes Never lies to me And would die for me 19 October Drink of ExcellenceLadies and Gentleman, the masses have spoken and finally producets with meaning are being supplied to our media frenzied minds and bodies...or is that bodies and minds. What the...? Hey, let's race! I'm back, you lost...no I am not tired!
This is in reference to a definition presented in my October 17, 2006 entry 'Terms to Live By'
Made of Metal
17 October Turbo Analysis of Yarmouth Nova Scotia & Area
Terms to Live ByThroughout my life I have often found more meaning in the creation of my own words or phrases to describe an event. So do the Masterminds Skitz and SMD! Here are 5 new original terms to add to your dictionary and your regular vocabulary.
Bryan Adams - Describes a person, place, thing, event, etc. that is totally Bad Ass = B.A =Bryan Adams. "Man, the new Black Label Society album is Bryan Adams"
Moose - Description of something that is pretty sweet or awesome. "That's pretty moose!"
TAB - Tuff as balls. "Tom Bosley is TAB!"
Hilary Duff - Pertaining to something that is hilarious. "Her armpit hair was effin Hillary Duff!"
NOS! - referring to something nice (must be spoken or yelled in an annoying raspy Vin Diesel voice). "Hey man, I finished making that card house" Reply - "NOS!"
15 October Egotistical egotists each echoing egotistical ecstasiesWith all of the ignorance and bliss in the world, it's a wonder we have not already consumed ourselves one thousand times over. Each and every action an individual takes can dramatically alter the action and/or response of any other object, animal, or person in existence. We often oversee those whom we can most dramatically affect with our ultimate goal to better the existence and pleasures of our egocentric being. Such lives can experience inner turmoil and psychological and physical distress with the absolute ignorance of the inflictor. Hate, truth, lies, trust, and love are all but some qualities experienced by ALL who have a social conscience. When it all comes down to it 'I' is our #1 though and word, shortly followed 'Want' as our most common thought(s). No wonder everybody can't be happy. 14 October Unscheduled TestingInternational controversy erupts as a Global Superpower tested a new missile technology without the permission and approval of The United Nations. The low tech yet highly efficient and effective SHAW-N/M.D-Airhead antiaircraft missile was launched approximately 92km south of the Bering Straight. Artificial intelligence glider planes were the targets of choice for the testing. Unexpected results occurred as the missile failed to destroy its designated target, only to follow a bag of potato chips cast from the glider, ultimately plummeting into the ocean. No further testing is expected to commence. 12 October Katatonia - OmertaOmerta is an uncharacterically written/sounding song from Katatonia's masterpiece album Viva Emptiness (click song title to listen).
Come by you have come far 09 October Jeff Buckley - I Want Someone BadlyTo listen, click song title.
Now I want someone badly Got a girl here tonight Want someone new Someone new But (a) little cry wants someone badly Wanna know if this is a bad lease on me (I want know) I want know Am I sure that I heard you right I want to know If you're leaving just do it tonight Now I want someone badly To burn in here with me Better listen baby 'Cause I cry all over madly Don't do anything to it with me Ooh I wanna know Am I sure that I have your love I want know If you're leaving just make sure it's right Now I, I want someone badly Could it be true That someone is you 04 October Spock's Beard - The Bottom LineThis is a beautiful track that should be listened to at least once in your life. Easily one of this bands' finest. To listen, click the song title.
Can we talk about our last conversation? It was heated I got burned And please don't act like nothin' even happened Just listen and learn We've invested too much time This is yours as much as mine What if I told you that I never loved you? What would you do? Is that what you always wanted to hear? Your words are so few This is all that I am All I want is to understand The lights turn dim The fog rolls in And I lay still Check my thoughts One by one I think of you still How everything ends is all fine But can we just get to the bottom line Here goes nothin' Put all fear aside Run with the bulls Am I missin somethin' Kiss all I love tonight Light myself on fire If time is all it takes to heal these wounds Then I've got nothin' but time Nothin' but time That's my bottom line That's my bottom line I found my bottom line Or it found me 02 October Freestyle PoetryLoop after loop 20 April FAGGO of the WEEK!Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society I bring you 'Sardo: The FAGGO of the WEEK'.
If any of you can remember the hit Canadian television series "Are You Afraid of the Dark?' then I am quite sure you can remember this FAGGO. This fat gypsy (I guess thats what he was) would randomly appear in episodes supplying children with magic dust, potions, and spells--->Kinda of matches the profile of a kidnapper.
I don't know what is was but even at a young age this FAGGO rubbed me the wrong way. I don't know if it was just the cut of his jib or the fact that he had the remnants of Hogie on the sides of his mouth. Nonetheless it has earned him the eternal title of FAGGO of the WEEK.
Children - "Mr. Sardou..."
Sardo - "Thats SARDO! No Mr., accent on the Do!"
14 April New ICPKeep it real for Tom Hazelton (AKA Tin-Soul)!
Tom has lost his Clown Love and he has finally decided to part with his prodigious ICP (Insane Clown Posse) and ICP related collection of over 8 years.
Please help Tom keep it real. If you or anybody you know of is interested in placing a bit and potentially winning this tremendous hard earned collection, forward the link.
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12 April Good MoralI was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it
when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me". I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched hergo up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her pantiesand threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test...we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family". The moral of this story:
Always keep your condoms in your car!!! 11 April FAGGO of the WEEK!Before I let this tradition go on any further, it's time to make an honorable mention. This the only FAGGO of the WEEK that will ever be given praise. Without the comedic genious of Scott Tompson and the Kids in the Hall, the term FAGGO wouldn't even exist. In tribute, here is the transcript of the sketch 'Evil T' from 'The Kids in the Hall', Season 2 (1990-1991):
[Drum roll. Scott enters. The word "FAGGOT" appears over his head.]
Scott: What is it about the word "faggot" that makes people so frightened? Do you think it's the actual letters, themselves? Well, let's take a look at that.
Do you think maybe it's the letter "F"? I don't think so, because "F" stands for fun. And, we all love to have fun, don't we?
Maybe it's that naughty "A." Now, I can't believe that for one second, because "A" is what we all want to bring home from school.
Well then, maybe it's those double "G"s. How could that be? We all love twins. I love that Doublemint ad.
Maybe it's the "O." Well, you might as well get mad at a donut.
You know what? I bet--I bet it's that evil "T," because it reminds people of Christ's agony on the cross.
Well, I've got the perfect solution. Let's get rid of the "T" and all the hate that goes with it. So, come on faggos, let's sing! Everybody! Come on all you faggos!
03 April FAGGO of the WEEK!NOT THE MAMMA!!!!!
Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Tell me, who out the actually loved this FAGGO? Seriously? You don't know how many times I wanted to pull that little punk out of his high chair and Power Bomb him on the sedimentary bedrock kitchen floor.
Oh by the way, the FAGGO I speak of is 'Baby Sinclair' from the not-so-hit tv series Dinosaurs (1991-1994).
Thankfully this FAGGO went the way of the Dinosaurs...ah so, so lame...
"I'm the baby, you gotta love me!" -- Baby Sinclaire 29 March IV's...bout timeHere are some IV Fun pics!
If anybody wants an original copy (higher resolution, quality, and larger) let me know...I'll send 'em to you. 28 March FAGGO of the WEEK!This one is a 'lil raunchy. I was surfing blog sites when I came across this FAGGO: The Red Ranger for the original Power Rangers. Now typically FAGGO of the WEEK's are picked from a more critical perspective. This weeks FAGGO could not be labeled more correctly.
According the blog site:
So all of you out there who idolized the Red Ranger during your childhood, you'd better question a few things!
*Viewer be warned, the site links more than likely contain explicit images and writings...you've been warned!!!* |
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